Stealth Black 🥷 Boxer Briefs w/ fly

Mid-rise with a mid-thigh inseam and left-side fly

Rise: 12”
Inseam: 5 3/4”
Rise & Inseam measurements taken from size M

No more showing up as a blip on enemy radar. It’s a fashion statement that says I’ve been tried, but never convicted of espionage, and I keep a cyanide capsule in my waistband.